have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
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