Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
Randomize
