I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
I swear, its like my old fuck buddies have a 6th sense for when I'm going to be daydrunk. Then they start texting me. And then I start sexting them
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
Randomize
