He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
Little spoons don't ask big questions
I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
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