she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
they call him Oral-B. enough said
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
Randomize
