Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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