My brain says no but my pants say off.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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