wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
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