Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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