he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
He told me I look like a librarian today. I hope that means he has a librarian fetish or something
Disregard. He says he said I look "agrarian" today and just proceeded to compare me to Mumford and Sons. Fuck it, I'm going home and drinking
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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