Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
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