Who did Billy Mays play for?
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
Damn victory sex feels great
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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