she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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