OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
I currently don't understand fingers.
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