i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
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