She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
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