either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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