"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
I can't turn off my feet"
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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