Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
Randomize
