that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
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