I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
tell me about the fingering
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