Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
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