My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
Randomize
