he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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