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say what?
wanna hang out?
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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