I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
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