Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
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