big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
There's a burrito next to my bed. Did you buy it for me or is the Chipotle fairy real? And why am I naked?
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
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