Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
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