I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
Swine flu is the new snow day.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
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