ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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