why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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