ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
Two ladies just showed up with my fucking purse. It was in the fucking street. I'm a train wreck. As a financial advisor, this shouldn't happen. I should be an adult.
I have bruises all over my body. Seriously, I'm a train wreck. I'm too damn old for hangovers like this.
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
My breasts were aching with rage.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
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