Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
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