I don't have enough holes for all these australians
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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