MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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