I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
I woke up this morning with a half eaten bagel and an empty pack of imitation crab meat in my bed. This is going to be my response to pick up lines now.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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