i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?"
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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