Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
