Midget sex pt 2 tonight
one might say we're banned from that church
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
I use my feet as sexual weapons
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
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