p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
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