Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
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