Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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