similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
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