Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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