she woke up with a sticky ear
Thank you for holding my vodka while the police let me ride their horse.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
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