I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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