i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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