"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
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