Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I swear she didn't look like that last week.
its not stalking. its research.
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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