then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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