Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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