if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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